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[sid] => 185448
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Damn Dirt Dauber
[time] => 2018-09-18 19:43:11
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => A dirt dauber flew into my mouth and it/'/s stuck in my throat. It keeps stinging me over and over and it really gets my goat. My throat is so swelled that I can/'/t even swallow food. I can/'/t eat and I/'/m getting hungry, I/'/m in a bad mood. I just swallowed the dirt dauber but it/'/s stinging my stomach as well. Until I digest the damn wasp, it/'/s going to hurt like hell. You may be laughing but you could easily be in the same boat. You wouldn/'/t think it/'/s funny if you had a wasp in your throat. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 79 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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