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[aid] => mick
[title] => Terrible Moonshine
[time] => 2018-09-14 22:44:20
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[bodytext] => People don/'/t like me because I make terrible moonshine. Nobody in their right minds wants this whiskey of mine. I/'/ve received a lot of angry phone calls, and some pretty nasty letters. People say that when it comes to my shine, horse pee tastes better. A city slicker actually called my moonshine slop. He felt he/'/d been ripped off so he called the cops. The police arrested him too for buying the moonshine in the first place. His stupidity got him jail time, you should/'/ve seen the look on his face. My shine is so terrible that the Surgeon General has started putting a warning label on every bottle. If you drink my 130 proof moonshine, you won/'/t walk straight for days, when you walk, you will waddle. My shine will knock your head off, it/'/s sure not as mild as a malt. I/'/ve warned you about my shine so if it makes you go blind, it will be your fault. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 87 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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