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[aid] => mick
[title] => Dumb Referee
[time] => 2018-07-24 17:34:04
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => My dream came true when I became a referee. But my heart is broken because they fired me. I was told that I couldn/'/t be a referee again. They said it/'/s because I can/'/t count to ten. 1-2-3-4, that/'/s as high as I can count. I can/'/t get to ten, I can/'/t reach that amount. I dropped out of school too early, that/'/s why I/'/m so stupid. I dropped out of kindergarten when I was a five year old kid. Kids shouldn/'/t drop out because knowledge is a tool. They will have a better future if they stay in school. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 72 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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