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[aid] => mick
[title] => Pantsed
[time] => 2018-07-19 13:39:52
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.
My sister knocked her out in a mall and then she pantsed her.
She had to walk around the mall in her underwear.
People pointed and laughed, I wish I had been there.
You may want to dump somebody who has cancer but you mustn/'/t and you can/'/t.
If you/'/re a woman who dumps me, my sister will knock you out and you will be pantsed.
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Pantsed
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Thursday, 19th July 2018 @ 01:39:52 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.
My sister knocked her out in a mall and then she pantsed her.
She had to walk around the mall in her underwear.
People pointed and laughed, I wish I had been there.
You may want to dump somebody who has cancer but you mustn/'/t and you can/'/t.
If you/'/re a woman who dumps me, my sister will knock you out and you will be pantsed.
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randyjohnson
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2018-07-19 13:39:52] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Pantsed
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 22nd July 2018 @ 08:19:25 AM AEST (User
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I/'/ll bet your sis is a mean dress remover
too.
Peace! |
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