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Array ( [sid] => 185164 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Broken Spinal Cord [time] => 2018-05-31 21:46:13 [hometext] => [bodytext] => I got my butt kicked by a man who has very big muscles.
I was moving in on his girlfriend who is built like Jane Russell.
He grabbed me by the throat and slammed me against a brick wall.
My spinal cord was damaged and I can no longer walk, I have to crawl.
People can/'/t believe what they see when I have to go shopping.
They/'/re shocked when they see me crawl, their jaws keep dropping.
I did try to steal his girl so maybe I deserve what I got.
But if you think I took it lying down, I sure as hell did not.
I sued him and the judge awarded me everything that he had.
Now he has to wear a barrel for clothes and that/'/s just too bad.
He/'/s so poor that a can of green beans is something that he can/'/t even afford.
But maybe next time he/'/ll know better than to break somebody/'/s spinal cord. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 56 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Broken Spinal Cord

Contributed by randyjohnson on Thursday, 31st May 2018 @ 09:46:13 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I got my butt kicked by a man who has very big muscles.
I was moving in on his girlfriend who is built like Jane Russell.
He grabbed me by the throat and slammed me against a brick wall.
My spinal cord was damaged and I can no longer walk, I have to crawl.
People can/'/t believe what they see when I have to go shopping.
They/'/re shocked when they see me crawl, their jaws keep dropping.
I did try to steal his girl so maybe I deserve what I got.
But if you think I took it lying down, I sure as hell did not.
I sued him and the judge awarded me everything that he had.
Now he has to wear a barrel for clothes and that/'/s just too bad.
He/'/s so poor that a can of green beans is something that he can/'/t even afford.
But maybe next time he/'/ll know better than to break somebody/'/s spinal cord.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2018-05-31 21:46:13]
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Re: Broken Spinal Cord (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Friday, 1st June 2018 @ 12:34:34 AM AEST
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Is this for real or a joke?
Great writing as usual
Blessings,
emy

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