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[title] => Murphy/'/s Law
[time] => 2018-03-26 17:19:11
[hometext] => Hard to break murphy/'/s law.
[bodytext] => I paid it off, Then the warranty expired; I finished running the marathon But ran the wrong route required. The box said “this side up, keep dry”, But the contents were upside down and wet; My toast fell out of my hands Landing buttered side down—on the carpet! Hey, I won the lottery! My ticket was safe in my house that burned down; I threw the ball on the opponent’s one-yard line, But it was intercepted, could’ve had a touchdown. I calculated four possible problems that could happen, Then, working on the solution, a fifth problem developed; I almost got the little ball to roll in the hole, Then my elbow got bumped. Today just can’t get any better! So, I guess tomorrow will suck? My car rear ended a loaded hearse, No injuries but the dead guy was still out of luck. That turned out okay, ‘Till I was sued by the dead guy’s estate, schmuck! If it can go wrong it will go wrong if given the chance, Possibilities, probabilities and never-ending circumstance. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 100 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Durango [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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