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[title] => Half Baked
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[bodytext] => If I give you a dime can you swim and sign at the same time My teacher told me always to rhyme on the same line or it would be a crime Nancy Pelosi gave me gas, I guess for that I/'/ll give her a pass A parade is nothing more than a charade By the way who in the hell was Lady Marmalade While sitting on the dock, I walked a mile in another man/'/s socks My date picked me up in an Escalade I tried to escape, what an escapade I was so tired it seemed as if I was unwired Is Unknown Utopia really Francis Ford Coppola I look really good from afar Oh how bizarre like a falling star You/'/d need a manual to operate Stormy Daniels Jeff Flake, oh what a mistake Papadopoulos snuck in from a metropolis, now Trump is on acidophilus Softerware must be some kind of exotic underwear Doesn/'/t really matter as long as it doesn/'/t tear It/'/s no mystery I was born too late to make history Did you happen to get a whiff of Adam Bull-Schiff If you did, it wasn/'/t so swift I ran so fast I couldn/'/t make it last I planted some weeds but they were too slow to grow Now I thought you ought to know it/'/s time to hoe I know you don/'/t care, I was just trying to make you aware I just got home from Austin I had a blast but the good times just didn/'/t last I wrote a book on the joys of illiteracy Since I couldn/'/t spell it didn/'/t sell so well I dropped my wife off at divorce court When I went to kiss her goodbye I missed her lips and kissed her in the eye As Invierno looked on, I could tell he knew not why If I had my way, there would be more to say But since the sun is shining I/'/ll be on my way Sorry if I caused you any dismay Cause lucidity is not my forte [comments] => 4 [counter] => 159 [topic] => 59 [informant] => jamesstockdale [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => psychoticpoems )
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