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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Pink Rabbit
[time] => 2018-03-14 19:16:36
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[bodytext] => I/'/m the human version of the Energizer Bunny. People laugh at me but I don/'/t think it/'/s funny. I put on this rabbit costume and the zipper broke. I/'/m stuck in this rabbit costume and that is no joke. I/'/m trapped in this costume that is pink. I/'/ve been trapped for three years and I sure do stink. When I ask people for food, they give me carrots. I hate being a vegetarian, I can no longer bear it. I must get out of this costume and I have a damn good reason. Hunters have rifles and tomorrow is the start of rabbit season. I/'/m sick and tired of being a laughing stock to humanity. Please get me out of this costume before I lose my sanity. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 69 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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