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Array ( [sid] => 18478 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => A Wreath for Teeth [time] => 2003-06-03 09:35:00 [hometext] => in memorium for the tooth fairy [bodytext] => I think that they should lay a wreath
upon one's head for missing teeth.
These soldiers that were always true
That helped you whistle, bite and chew.

There never was a better trend
Then Molar Joe, a chewers friend,
Without whom, to eat a stew,
could not be done by me or you.

Incisors always did their work,
Create a cut, they never shirk,
Incisor Sam, we're sure to kiss,
but if he's gone, we're sure to miss.

Canine Gus displays with lust,
To rip and tear, he's sure a must,
These buddies us, they're sure to die
To toothies heaven, they're sure to fly.

Let's sum it up, the oldsters hate
The thought to use a dental plate,
Better that than try..no fun
to gum upon a hot cross bun. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 219 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

A Wreath for Teeth

Contributed by norm on Tuesday, 3rd June 2003 @ 09:35:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I think that they should lay a wreath
upon one's head for missing teeth.
These soldiers that were always true
That helped you whistle, bite and chew.

There never was a better trend
Then Molar Joe, a chewers friend,
Without whom, to eat a stew,
could not be done by me or you.

Incisors always did their work,
Create a cut, they never shirk,
Incisor Sam, we're sure to kiss,
but if he's gone, we're sure to miss.

Canine Gus displays with lust,
To rip and tear, he's sure a must,
These buddies us, they're sure to die
To toothies heaven, they're sure to fly.

Let's sum it up, the oldsters hate
The thought to use a dental plate,
Better that than try..no fun
to gum upon a hot cross bun.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-06-03 09:35:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: A Wreath for Teeth (User Rating: 1 )
by ArdRi79 on Tuesday, 3rd June 2003 @ 10:32:28 AM AEST
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Very good :) that sounds a little like spike milligan it RULES

Re: A Wreath for Teeth (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Tuesday, 3rd June 2003 @ 12:06:31 PM AEST
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rofl! cute!!! ~hugs nessa

Re: A Wreath for Teeth (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Tuesday, 3rd June 2003 @ 01:43:01 PM AEST
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great write, gave me a good laugh
Shari

Re: A Wreath for Teeth (User Rating: 1 )
by vincy on Monday, 16th June 2003 @ 06:43:40 PM AEST
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hilarious indeed and it is true
each tooth has a personal place
like an animated chorus of tooth fairies
dancing as the mouth takes a bite
thnks for the fun.

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