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[aid] => mick
[title] => Damn Christmas Bills
[time] => 2017-12-17 18:52:50
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[bodytext] => My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place. We have the only house that can be seen from outer space. When I get my electic bill, I always cuss and holler. Those damn lights cost me over five hundred dollars. My wife calls her relatives and they are all long-distance calls. She doesn/'/t phone just one or two relatives, She phones them all. My wife sends expensive gifts to her relatives. I/'/d like to shoot the person who said it/'/s better to give. My mother-in-law will get a Rolex watch. But all that i/'/ll get is a damn pair of socks. I have to spend a lot of money at Christmas, it/'/s pitiful how much I lose. If you don/'/t have to spend money at Christmas, I want to be in your shoes. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 69 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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