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[aid] => mick
[title] => The Unwanted Guest
[time] => 2017-11-13 22:54:00
[hometext] => Door to door salesmen--give it a rest!
[bodytext] => Knock Knock at my door. Who could it be? The sherriff with outstanding warrants for me? Maybe a student to sell magazines; An activist planning to make me go green? Weight Watchers trying to manage my weight? A roofer whos here about 2 years too late.? A package from Fed Ex? I could be wrong! Triple A telling me I should belong? Whatever you’re selling; I don’t need no more! (I’ll wait til its dark to open the door). On the porch is a card with a ribbon no less; Saying "Youve won a prize; youre the best of the best!" “First we rang, then we knocked, and we saw you hide! Such rude behavior has made us decide: We cant leave your prize since we no longer list you". Yours truly, Santa ...so sorry we missed you. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 100 [topic] => 18 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Holiday Poetry )
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