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I love how famous writers write!
Those pewter-tongued devils; who after a while;
Gave me the courage to copy their style!

Teach me the phrases the novelists know!
Out the in door; below the rainbow!
Down and away! Out of the breech!
Half speed ahead! One for all, each!

I’m fast as a snail in the bright LA haze!
I need some lessons in twisting a phrase;
Time that I end it;
It ‘s terribly wrong;
Lets just pretend Im not here and be gone!

Bring up the house lights;
No extra innings;
Roll all the credits;
Fade out = the beginning.
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I am not a novelist!

Contributed by softerware on Monday, 4th September 2017 @ 07:13:51 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



It was a dark and soggy night;
I love how famous writers write!
Those pewter-tongued devils; who after a while;
Gave me the courage to copy their style!

Teach me the phrases the novelists know!
Out the in door; below the rainbow!
Down and away! Out of the breech!
Half speed ahead! One for all, each!

I’m fast as a snail in the bright LA haze!
I need some lessons in twisting a phrase;
Time that I end it;
It ‘s terribly wrong;
Lets just pretend Im not here and be gone!

Bring up the house lights;
No extra innings;
Roll all the credits;
Fade out = the beginning.




Copyright © softerware ... [ 2017-09-04 19:13:51]
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Re: I am not a novelist! (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Monday, 4th September 2017 @ 10:50:17 PM AEST
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Lovely write Jaye...
You can do it all. Your humility is charming!!!
I love your mystery writings....

James


Re: I am not a novelist! (User Rating: 1 )
by ingeniusidiot on Tuesday, 5th September 2017 @ 11:26:17 AM AEST
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I enjoy reading your pieces because just like with any reader we each come away with something different. Copying a particular style I wish I could say that/'/s how it worked for me but each of the greats contributed a little to who Ive become. But enough about me...Each of your pieces that i have read have continually kept me thinking. But I have to agree 110% with James in the fact that you can do it all. Another great piece my friend.

Rich




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