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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Tick Tock
[time] => 2017-04-21 10:09:45
[hometext] => Rhythm and Blues
[bodytext] => I had a little metronome;I tried to make it play; Alas, tick-- tock was all it droned;as side to side it swayed. Its mother was a clock that chimed.Its father a bassoon; It couldn’t toot or tell the time! Much less hold a tune! I tried in vain to drum on it;I puckered up and blew; I plucked and picked and strummed it;My stethoscope turned blue. The neighbors had gyrations,as I brandished my baton; Despite my orchestrations, it wouldnt even gong! It took 6 months to understand;We can’t be what were not. It still ticks on to beat the band; My grandkids think its hot! I count on it each morning, while our breakfast heats; A perfect soft boiled egg is cooked in 67 beats. Should fate bring you a metronome Gift wrap it right away; In Sheet music, baton enclosed, The greeting card should say; Wait til you hear it play! Ive tucked mine in a closet; Prepaid to ship airmail; To neighbors waving from the deck; The day their cruise ship sails. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 333 [topic] => 7 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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