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Array ( [sid] => 184101 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => I don/'/t even have a gas oven [time] => 2017-04-19 19:43:41 [hometext] => Polly put the kettle on we will all have a t party [bodytext] => I back away from doors that open
Not knowing if its trick or treat
I think your a witch words I/'/ve often heard spoken
As if on repeat
On repeat till I speak
I/'/m not in a coven
I don/'/t even have a gas oven
I think that I/'/m much more
Like Sylvia Plath
Jewish or not
Jumping jack flash
Frying pan calling kettle black
Atcha Hitlers its a
gas gas gas
Black magik black mass
Gas mask
I lost my shoe at the ball
Try n make it fit
Your ugly feet
Too big too small
Call me a witch
Ur another kind of fool
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I don't even have a gas oven

Contributed by alicewhite on Wednesday, 19th April 2017 @ 07:43:41 PM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry

I back away from doors that open
Not knowing if its trick or treat
I think your a witch words I/'/ve often heard spoken
As if on repeat
On repeat till I speak
I/'/m not in a coven
I don/'/t even have a gas oven
I think that I/'/m much more
Like Sylvia Plath
Jewish or not
Jumping jack flash
Frying pan calling kettle black
Atcha Hitlers its a
gas gas gas
Black magik black mass
Gas mask
I lost my shoe at the ball
Try n make it fit
Your ugly feet
Too big too small
Call me a witch
Ur another kind of fool

Copyright © alicewhite ... [ 2017-04-19 19:43:41]
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Re: I don't even have a gas oven (User Rating: 1 )
by Invierno on Thursday, 20th April 2017 @ 10:15:57 AM AEST
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A thread of sanity is in this. I need to re-read it several times. You always surprise me with your references...in a pleasant way.

I get a little thrill when I see a poem with your name; it/'/s like a present that I have no idea what/'/s inside.

Invierno

Re: I don't even have a gas oven (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Thursday, 20th April 2017 @ 05:40:03 PM AEST
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Mike said it best. We get a surprise with every poem. Sort of like a prize in your cereal or cracker jacks... Lovely!!!!

Re: I don't even have a gas oven (User Rating: 1 )
by ming on Friday, 21st April 2017 @ 10:06:24 AM AEST
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Another great one Alice!

ming

Re: I don't even have a gas oven (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 13th May 2017 @ 05:53:21 AM AEST
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wow gem like
wow wow holy wow
nah, your not
a witch at all!!!
round any corner
late at any time
still sit the stars
waiting for the t pot s
whistle to blow
here have a good
slow sip
And the t cups will
wash themselves
or they just wont

wow
Peace!

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