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The name is Fat Datty
Fresh out of the pen
They had me doing double life
Plus five or ten
They tried to fry my goose
But I slipped through their noose
Now I/'/m back on the loose
Yeah the name is Fat Datty
Out of my face or I/'/ll show you
Your place
Knock you off your rocker
Cause this ain/'/t no Betty Crocker
If you/'/re looking for trouble
You got it doubled
Yeah, I/'/m the new dude
On the street, on the street,
I/'/ll be kicking your ass
With my feet, with my feet
Not the kind of mo-fo
You want your daughters to know
I/'/d be all too proud
To make them my hoes
Yeah, I ain/'/t the dude
You need to know
Far too dope
To hang from a rope
Fat Datty over and out......
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Fat Datty

Contributed by JamesStockdale on Sunday, 19th March 2017 @ 09:45:16 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

The name is Fat Datty
Fresh out of the pen
They had me doing double life
Plus five or ten
They tried to fry my goose
But I slipped through their noose
Now I/'/m back on the loose
Yeah the name is Fat Datty
Out of my face or I/'/ll show you
Your place
Knock you off your rocker
Cause this ain/'/t no Betty Crocker
If you/'/re looking for trouble
You got it doubled
Yeah, I/'/m the new dude
On the street, on the street,
I/'/ll be kicking your ass
With my feet, with my feet
Not the kind of mo-fo
You want your daughters to know
I/'/d be all too proud
To make them my hoes
Yeah, I ain/'/t the dude
You need to know
Far too dope
To hang from a rope
Fat Datty over and out......
Word!

Copyright © JamesStockdale ... [ 2017-03-19 09:45:16]
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Re: Fat Datty (User Rating: 1 )
by Invierno on Sunday, 19th March 2017 @ 09:54:30 AM AEST
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Yo Fat Datty!, fresh outta da/'/ pen,
I be where you be, I been where you been.
Invierno da/'/ word,
you mightta heard, if you wanna play,
then I gotta say,
here we go, bro, know we/'/re at it again.

I like it James! What a kick ass surprise! My son can rattle that on a dime, but I don/'/t have the cranial nimbleness required. I am a creature of deliberation. (It took me nine hours to write my response above. lol).

In all seriousness, this was a welcome start to my day. Thank you, Fat Datty!

Invierno

Re: Fat Datty (User Rating: 1 )
by alicewhite on Sunday, 19th March 2017 @ 03:00:23 PM AEST
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Lol thanks for the warning , or conformation , instincts never lie x

Re: Fat Datty (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Tuesday, 21st March 2017 @ 03:37:14 PM AEST
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Whoa James!!There lives in you a rebel unleashed!
I love this! (and I don/'/t like rap) It has a beat to it!
I picture you reciting this and let me tell you, from what I know of you---that is hard to visualize!

Out of your box! Good for you! Rap on. Speak up of what you know. Let/'/s hear it!
I/'/m a fan...and gonna read again!
softer ware

Re: Fat Datty (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 5th September 2020 @ 09:58:26 AM AEST
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// Heeheehee!!!

Word! 😄😄😄😄😄😄

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