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[sid] => 183456
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Gift Number 2
[time] => 2016-08-20 04:54:19
[hometext] => Making the best of the worst is what friends do best.
[bodytext] => The size of the wedding does not bring success! Catered and draped in an overpriced dress; Think of the thousand$ on flowers and food! Just for the sake of saying I DO. Two little words so easy to say! All of it spent to give her away! I propose (pardon pun) that the money be planned; To shore up her woes when her fate hits the fan. Let me assure you she marched to the alter; Never suspecting the mating would falter! Alas! Weve no plan for one unbetrothed! Whos feeling unlovely and heartily loathed! Why NOW is the time she needs praise and support; A party to ease her from courting to court! I say we celebrate! Send invitations! Hire a band and order libations! Dress to the nines and gather around her; Bring her a gift that will simply astound her! Tell her shes beautiful, clever and funny; Cover her dress with pins full of money! Dance her and dine her and eat her bouquet; Rent her a limo to whisk her away! A bit of our time is surely worth spending; To give her at least her fond happy ending! The launch of a ship needs less I am thinking; To keep it afloat than when it is sinking! Perhaps when were gifted that wedding invite; If we read statistics (and trust that theyre right) Well opt to spend less on the launch of the shrew; And set some aside for gift number two! [comments] => 4 [counter] => 208 [topic] => 7 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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