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[sid] => 182703
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => It//'//s A Curse To Own A Hearse
[time] => 2016-03-02 10:39:52
[hometext] => I got the idea for this poem from a TV show that I saw.
[bodytext] => RandyJohnson, PLEASE: To help keep this site INTERACTIVE, please read and comment on at least 3 poems by our other authors for each one you submit. Please use some of that online time supporting our other authors instead of posting poems. Thank you. Instead of being a chick magnet, my vehicle is a curse. No woman will go out with me because I own a hearse. I bought my hearse because it runs great and it was dirt cheap. But when women see it, they slap my face and call me a creep. I finally got a date with the woman of my dreams. But when she saw my hearse, she ran and screamed. Women don//'//t want to make out where corpses have been. Because of my vehicle, they won//'//t date me, they find other men. If you already have a bad love life, making my mistake will only make it worse. Women will not date a man if he drives a hearse. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 88 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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