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[sid] => 182691
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => I/'/m An Eleven Year Old Adult
[time] => 2016-02-29 08:44:38
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => There is something about me that people find hard to construe. I/'/m only eleven years old even though I was born in 1972. Because I was born on February the 29th, I only have a birthday once every four years. I am the only eleven year old in my town who is able to legally vote and drink beer. When people hear that I/'/m eleven, they send their kids to play with me but it/'/s something they soon regret. When the parents see me, they think I/'/m a bad influence because their kids see me drinking and smoking cigarettes. But smoking has caused me some health problems that almost made me croak. I/'/m the only eleven year old in the world who has had a heart attack and a stroke. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 123 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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