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[sid] => 182626
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Not Drinking And Driving
[time] => 2016-02-19 18:04:44
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => Something happened to me a few years ago that was really bizarre. I was arrested for drinking and driving but I/'/ve never owned a car. I thought that I must have been dreaming, it couldn/'/t possibly be real. How could I drink and drive when I/'/ve never owned an automobile? I asked the District Attorney if it was a prank or a joke. Even though I/'/ve never had a license, it was revoked. I hadn/'/t had a drink for a long time, not even one beer. After I was arrested, the judge sent me to jail for two years. One year after I got out, something else happened that was just as insane. Even though I/'/ve never touched drugs, I/'/m in jail for buying cocaine. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 89 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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