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[sid] => 182566
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => The Man Who Cried Bear
[time] => 2016-02-10 14:28:59
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => I became known as the man who cried bear. Nobody is coming this time, they no longer care. I cried bear and people came seven times. Now a bear really is attacking me and there is nobody to save this hide of mine. After pulling that prank seven times, I don/'/t blame people for being appalled. But this bear is very ferocious and he/'/s tearing me apart, I/'/m being mauled. I shouldn/'/t have pulled that prank and you/'/d better believe that I/'/m scared. I would give my right arm that the bear just tore off if I hadn/'/t cried bear. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 108 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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