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[sid] => 182561
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer
[time] => 2016-02-08 18:56:55
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer. I was shocked because he/'/s eighty-seven, he/'/s an old geezer. When I caught him, he made a gesture with his finger that was inappropriate. Old man or not, that made me mad and I was going to kick his wrinkled butt. I was about to give that old man a smack. He fell to the floor and faked a heart attack. I had the old man arrested after I called the Police. Now people think that I attacked the old geezer and they/'/re calling me a beast. My friends on Facebook were leaving nasty comments so I had them blocked. This will not happen again, from now on I/'/m going to keep my doors locked. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 174 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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