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[sid] => 182472
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => My Teenage Son Stole My Credit Card
[time] => 2016-01-24 09:57:48
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => My teenage son decided to steal my credit card. I put him over my knee and spanked him hard. He/'/s been a pain in the butt ever since he first peed in my face. He spent five thousand dollars in one day, it/'/s truly a disgrace. He bought stuff at pawn shops and it can/'/t be returned. As he rubbed the seat of his pants, there was a lesson that he learned. He learned what happens when people steal from me. Now that his butt is sore, he/'/s as sorry as he can be. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 151 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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