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[sid] => 182422
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => It/'/s A Bad Idea To Beat Up David Banner
[time] => 2016-01-13 10:58:08
[hometext] => This poem was inspired by The Incredible Hulk TV show.
[bodytext] => I used to be a bully who had really bad manners. I learned that it/'/s a bad idea to beat up David Banner. He turned into The Hulk who was green. It was the scariest thing I/'/ve ever seen. He picked me up and threw me through a door. I decided then and there not to be a bully anymore. I was so frightened and it was too much to bear. After it was over, I had to change my underwear. The Hulk was so big and frightening that he made every woman in the room faint. I later learned that it wasn/'/t The Hulk at all, it was just Lou Ferrigno covered with green paint. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 84 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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