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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
[time] => 2015-08-15 20:53:09
[hometext] => This poem is based on the popular 1987 video game.
[bodytext] => I'm a prizefighter and my name is Little Mac. When I fight my opponents, they end up on their backs. I defeat all of my opponents even though they're twice as tall as me. I have to jump when I punch their faces and I drive them to their knees. It only took one punch to knock out Glass Joe. When I fought Super Macho Man, I won by TKO. I punched Bald Bull in the stomach when he began to charge. He shook the whole ring when he fell because he's so large. As I punched King Hippo in the stomach, his trunks kept falling down. I only had to knock him down once to beat him, he couldn't last one round. MR. Sandman was tough and he thought he could put me to sleep. But I gave that moron such a beating that he started to weep. When I fought Mike Tyson, I knocked him out and I whipped him before Buster Douglas did. Tyson was so embarrassed because I was only seventeen years old, he was beaten by a kid. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 151 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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