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[aid] => Mick
[title] => Why I Will Not Get Out of Bed
[time] => 2003-05-28 06:05:00
[hometext] => I wrote this for a creative writing assignment in College. Hope everyone gets a grin outa it! :)
[bodytext] => I will not get out of bed today Because..... It is cold out there. They don't makes coats warm enough to inspire me to get out of the warm oven I have created with my own body heat. I mean, who needs money when you can make your own heat?? I will not get out of bed today Because... I will have to spend an hour cleaning, brushing, spraying, rolling, applying, drinking, eating, smoking, talking, cooking and feeding, scrubbing and dressing, and finally leaving Before..... I get to school to listen, look, learn, memorize, catagorize, realize, Create experiments, tests, exams, essays, poems, prose, projects and papers talking about and proving all sorts of things and arguments, laws and lessons properties and talents, as well as disabilities and failures....... No, I will not get out of bed today, because, as my pal Jimi once said, "I don't live today....Maybe tomorrow.... I just can't say." [comments] => 2 [counter] => 162 [topic] => 7 [informant] => etherealgurl [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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