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[sid] => 181298
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => That Crook Stole My Stolen Money
[time] => 2015-06-17 15:54:16
[hometext] => This poem is actually based on a true story that my dad told me about.
[bodytext] => People are laughing but I don't think it's funny. A dirty rotten crook stole my stolen money. I was very happy because I successfully pulled a bank job. But then that man pulled his gun on me and I was robbed. I can't believe that it happened, it has been a terrible ordeal. That crook stole the money that I worked so hard to steal. This experience has left me bitter and appalled. That thief didn't leave me anything, he took it all. The cops caught up to me and I told them that the money was taken by that thief. Never in my wildest dreams did I think that this would happen, it is beyond belief. I failed to become a millionaire because of the money that he took. I'm going to turn honest when I get out of jail, it doesn't pay to be a crook. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 83 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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