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Some say that blonds are not too smart,
Of course that is not true,
For blonds can do most anything,
That anyone can do.

Just consider now this beauty,
Who felt the urge to ride,
A horse that stood with saddle on,
As she walked by it's side.

Although she had never rode a horse,
In her there was no fear.
She jumped onto the horses back.
The road ahead was clear.

With reins in hand the horse took off,
At such a wild pace,
It seemed to her that he must think,
He's running in a race.

Although she yelled slow down, slow down,
He never missed a stride,
Then gradually she felt herself,
Start slipping to one side.

She tried to grab onto his mane,
But could not keep her seat,
As slowly down she fell beneath,
The horses pounding feet.

With a foot caught in the stirrup,
She let out such a scream.
For it was now a nightmare ride,
That started out a dream.

A Walmart greeter sprang to life.
He ran to help of course,
And saved her from a terrible fate,
When he unplugged the horse.

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The Runaway Horse

Contributed by Pogivic on Wednesday, 11th March 2015 @ 09:34:05 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

The Runaway Horse

Some say that blonds are not too smart,
Of course that is not true,
For blonds can do most anything,
That anyone can do.

Just consider now this beauty,
Who felt the urge to ride,
A horse that stood with saddle on,
As she walked by it's side.

Although she had never rode a horse,
In her there was no fear.
She jumped onto the horses back.
The road ahead was clear.

With reins in hand the horse took off,
At such a wild pace,
It seemed to her that he must think,
He's running in a race.

Although she yelled slow down, slow down,
He never missed a stride,
Then gradually she felt herself,
Start slipping to one side.

She tried to grab onto his mane,
But could not keep her seat,
As slowly down she fell beneath,
The horses pounding feet.

With a foot caught in the stirrup,
She let out such a scream.
For it was now a nightmare ride,
That started out a dream.

A Walmart greeter sprang to life.
He ran to help of course,
And saved her from a terrible fate,
When he unplugged the horse.

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Re: The Runaway Horse (User Rating: 1 )
by irisblue on Wednesday, 11th March 2015 @ 10:09:36 PM AEST
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this poem is awesome it flows well and pulled me along for the ride. and the ending is soo funny I didn't see that coming. love it

Re: The Runaway Horse (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Wednesday, 11th March 2015 @ 11:09:37 PM AEST
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ha! this is great! beautiful first post, i look forward to your
next, warm welcome to ypdc:)

hugs n' love nessa

Re: The Runaway Horse (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 11th March 2015 @ 11:22:33 PM AEST
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That's funny and didn't expect that at all. Thank you for posting and to YPDC. Tim

Re: The Runaway Horse (User Rating: 1 )
by shanat on Wednesday, 11th March 2015 @ 11:41:43 PM AEST
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Yeah I agree with the other comments, I didn't see the ending comming, what a ride! Flowed perfectly :)
Shanat :)

Re: The Runaway Horse (User Rating: 1 )
by Ambivalence on Thursday, 12th March 2015 @ 04:43:10 PM AEST
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Great piece! Hope the horse is okay :P

-Ambivalence

Re: The Runaway Horse (User Rating: 1 )
by xHeathenx on Thursday, 12th March 2015 @ 05:31:48 PM AEST
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A great poem with a remarkable joke in it's writing. I rather enjoyed it. Hope to see more, comedy or not. :)

Re: The Runaway Horse (User Rating: 1 )
by Banjosandwitch on Friday, 13th March 2015 @ 09:10:00 AM AEST
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lol giggles

Re: The Runaway Horse (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Friday, 13th March 2015 @ 03:10:32 PM AEST
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Hahaha.. A poet after my own heart!! I was caught by the ending also...
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