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Array ( [sid] => 18059 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => The Live-in Lady [time] => 2003-05-26 22:05:00 [hometext] => Q..Who was that lady I saw you with?
A..That's no lady, that's.. etc. [bodytext] => The lady I live with, she knows how to yell
At least twice a week, she's giving me hell,
At least twice a week, she casting a spell,
Which makes me a winner in game 'Show and Tell.'

There's no way to hide the bad things I do
There's no way to cheat. I better be true.
If I want some black but she wants some blue,
If I get my way, then I'm sure to rue.

It's up and it's down, but level it ain't,
It cannot be other, if I ain't no saint.
Come on my bucko, look at the fact,
I'm lucky she stays..the way that I act.

I ain't the one..to grimace and carp,
she's the one who strums on the harp,
An angel she be, 'cause she gets the brunt
of the stupid things she has to confront.

That's enough of deprecation,
I should take her on vacation,
Treat her like the queen she be,
And hope she'll always stay with me. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 168 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

The Live-in Lady

Contributed by norm on Monday, 26th May 2003 @ 10:05:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

The lady I live with, she knows how to yell
At least twice a week, she's giving me hell,
At least twice a week, she casting a spell,
Which makes me a winner in game 'Show and Tell.'

There's no way to hide the bad things I do
There's no way to cheat. I better be true.
If I want some black but she wants some blue,
If I get my way, then I'm sure to rue.

It's up and it's down, but level it ain't,
It cannot be other, if I ain't no saint.
Come on my bucko, look at the fact,
I'm lucky she stays..the way that I act.

I ain't the one..to grimace and carp,
she's the one who strums on the harp,
An angel she be, 'cause she gets the brunt
of the stupid things she has to confront.

That's enough of deprecation,
I should take her on vacation,
Treat her like the queen she be,
And hope she'll always stay with me.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-05-26 22:05:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: The Live-in Lady (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Monday, 26th May 2003 @ 10:23:50 PM AEST
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excellent
Shari

Re: The Live-in Lady (User Rating: 1 )
by jaavys on Tuesday, 27th May 2003 @ 01:34:32 PM AEST
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this is an excellent poem! very humerous, well done!!!

Re: The Live-in Lady (User Rating: 1 )
by tinka_belle on Sunday, 29th June 2003 @ 12:17:36 AM AEST
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that is soo cute and funny
well done!!!

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