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While going to the garbage one day

Just a singing all along the way

I ran smack into a smelly friend

You may already know how this will end

Well anyway the greeting that I got

Was a smelly one Oh what rot

For my little friend did expose his fanny

Not just him but the family and granny

Now I tell you that did stink, no bunk

For I ran into friendly fire, every Skunk

Not just one or two or three or four

Many a Skunk, stunk like a lot more

No matter how many there was

Stunk quite bad and all because

I done got more than a Double whammy

To clean me took soap, water and a Chamois

So goes my stinky story of further adventures

One to remember as I clean my dentures

Many a day, since then, has passed me by

Yet I always remember, I wonder why?

©Fred Monte Lassonde 2014 [comments] => 2 [counter] => 114 [topic] => 7 [informant] => fredmonte101 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

More Than A Double Whammy

Contributed by fredmonte101 on Thursday, 4th December 2014 @ 09:52:23 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

More Than A Double Whammy by Fred M, Lassonde

While going to the garbage one day

Just a singing all along the way

I ran smack into a smelly friend

You may already know how this will end

Well anyway the greeting that I got

Was a smelly one Oh what rot

For my little friend did expose his fanny

Not just him but the family and granny

Now I tell you that did stink, no bunk

For I ran into friendly fire, every Skunk

Not just one or two or three or four

Many a Skunk, stunk like a lot more

No matter how many there was

Stunk quite bad and all because

I done got more than a Double whammy

To clean me took soap, water and a Chamois

So goes my stinky story of further adventures

One to remember as I clean my dentures

Many a day, since then, has passed me by

Yet I always remember, I wonder why?

©Fred Monte Lassonde 2014

Copyright Â© fredmonte101 ... [ 2014-12-04 09:52:23]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: More Than A Double Whammy (User Rating: 1 )
by kmec1990 on Sunday, 7th December 2014 @ 10:47:02 AM AEST
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I enjoyed this, thanks for the giggle
K

Re: More Than A Double Whammy (User Rating: 1 )
by Pogivic on Friday, 13th March 2015 @ 11:57:53 AM AEST
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Like the way you describe your experience. One skunk is sometimes two many I think you hit the jackpot.

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