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Array ( [sid] => 178470 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Flabbergasted.... [time] => 2014-06-04 14:02:36 [hometext] => I'm so flabbergasted by the time wasted explaining myself I can't even leave a comment here [bodytext] => 04:06:2014....

Ain't that just frustrating.
Now I'm sitting here contemplating.
On how to continue this discussion.
Or should I speak Russian?
I'm flabbergasted seriously.
The reason escapes me mysteriously.
You ask a simple question.
And the reply takes you in a different direction.
Like it's a tangible line.
Or even a parallel time.
You must explain that's not what you asked.
Because the directions are endless and vast.
Ok here is an example.
And it frustrates me like a pimple.
How is Jack?
Would you like to talk to him he's not back.
No I don't want to talk to him.
Well that pushed me over the brim.
Well enough said.
I'm going to bed.

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Flabbergasted....

Contributed by RussellReinhardt on Wednesday, 4th June 2014 @ 02:02:36 PM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry

04:06:2014....

Ain't that just frustrating.
Now I'm sitting here contemplating.
On how to continue this discussion.
Or should I speak Russian?
I'm flabbergasted seriously.
The reason escapes me mysteriously.
You ask a simple question.
And the reply takes you in a different direction.
Like it's a tangible line.
Or even a parallel time.
You must explain that's not what you asked.
Because the directions are endless and vast.
Ok here is an example.
And it frustrates me like a pimple.
How is Jack?
Would you like to talk to him he's not back.
No I don't want to talk to him.
Well that pushed me over the brim.
Well enough said.
I'm going to bed.

RR

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Re: Flabbergasted.... (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Wednesday, 4th June 2014 @ 02:09:32 PM AEST
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some people are just dense! i like how you ended; had
had enough; went to bed, lol,

hugs n' love nessa

Re: Flabbergasted.... (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Wednesday, 4th June 2014 @ 02:47:40 PM AEST
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Hey diddle diddle..you start in the middle! And gather momentum ("Should I speak Russian?")
seacrhing for a common denominator!
I'm with you..off to bed.
A converstation (could you manage to strike a common chord) would be pointless!
You have eloquently made a case for a quart of chlorine in the communal gene pool, or an equal defense for eating ones young. UGH.
and Hooray! For saying out loud in print, what we only mumble under our breaths. Well done!
softerware

Re: Flabbergasted.... (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 4th June 2014 @ 09:11:41 PM AEST
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I am not sure exactly what this is about and I don't need to be...correct? It's poetry and that is the joy of it and the enjoy of it. Loved reading this.

This line literally made me laugh out loud!

And it frustrates me like a pimple.

Breakdowns in communication can certainly be frustrating.

Keepa writin'

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