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[aid] => mick
[title] => SMART CAR
[time] => 2014-03-09 12:24:00
[hometext] => A lot has changed in 20 years
[bodytext] => Bought a car in ‘94’ Kept it til the day before; 20 years I drove it round It was faithful, cheap, and sound. Yesterday I set it free; Donated it to charity. Bought a new car just my size; But everything’s computerized! Got a manual THIS thick; to help me make some sense of it! Darn thing starts without a key; If I’m in proximity! Has a satellite radio; How it works, I do not know. There’s no knob or dial in sight; Just a screen that’s black as night. Seats are heated; with a lifter! Even has a paddle shifter; (Guess they figured just in case; I need to row across a lake?) Don’t know how to start the wipers; (I knew more than this in diapers!) Nice big trunk--I sneaked a peek; (Climbed in through that big back seat!) Cause it opens magically; I know not how, most tragically. The sound’s a “system”; 7 speakers! Two that boom, and 5 are tweekers? There’s a screen for navigation; Maps for every single nation; Shows me freeways in Taiwan; Keeps repeating “Navi-on!” Whole car runs by one computer! She's the boss of this commuter; Think she likes me..(could be wrong) Cause she beeps when I am gone. Eyes on both sides and behind her; I’d hide too, and don’t remind her! What she looks like? Not a clue; (Except one of her teeth is blue..) I’ll keep reading; I’ll keep hoping; Soon I'll get the gas tank open! Until I figure her intent; I own a driveway ornament. . [comments] => 5 [counter] => 136 [topic] => 7 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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