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[title] => Adam and Steve
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[bodytext] => Adam and Steve Are you Jesus? Are you Joseph? Are you Mary Magdalene? Are you that Jehovah witness that starting to become a pain? Is today your day? If not then step away Cos you’re wrecking what’s left of mine I now know why Adam chose Steve Cos his woman kept going on and on and on Until he had had enough and wanted to leave Cool your jets, step away from that gun You know you don’t want to kill me honey, your just a little tense Take a load off, sit and relax I’ll just go make a cup of tea for you Just need to go get some milk be right back, not That’s the last you’ll see of me Nag, nag, nag, that’s why Adam chose Steve If a woman can’t be calm and cool No wonder men want to leave No wonder they switch to Steve Reality check ladies please Stop the nagging and stuff and men won’t leave By banjosandwitch 23/02/13 [comments] => 2 [counter] => 106 [topic] => 21 [informant] => banjosandwitch [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Lifepoems )
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