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[title] => Granny knows best
[time] => 2013-01-17 07:44:13
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[bodytext] => Granny knows best I’m a little old lady short and stout When the grand kids come round I take my hearing aid out I can’t here them screaming, “I want, I want, granny can I get this it’s only £20!” I can’t afford it kids I need the money for my taxi to and from the bingo If you love your granny you’ll have to learn the words “sorry no” As they say on the streets today, “granny knows best, Yo! Yo! Yo!” My pension is for tea and The Peoples Friend To buy some things for me to enjoy Remember kids you get all my tat when I go To take and be rewarded at auction or the Antiques Road show So be good to your granny, put the kettle on Granny loves you so much Come get a granny kiss and hug By banjosandwitch 13/01/13 [comments] => 1 [counter] => 263 [topic] => 7 [informant] => banjosandwitch [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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