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Array ( [sid] => 1746 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => MAKING FUN OF MYSELF [time] => 2002-08-04 21:30:34 [hometext] => [bodytext] => MAKING FUN OF MYSELF SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!
(OR, IT’S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT)

Oh Rob, Oh Rob
You big fat slob.
You are just as ugly
As the monster called The Blob!

Oh Rob, Oh Rob,
Your attempts at humor,
They always make us sick,
Just like we have a tumor.

Oh Rob, Oh Rob,
What are you looking at?
Why don’t you get a shave?
Cause your beard looks like a cat.

Oh Rob, Oh Rob,
Why don’t you slip away?
Or put on some deodorant,
So we can let you stay.

Oh Rob, Oh Rob,
We hope you will think hard,
And jump into the wood chipper,
So we can mulch our yard!

Oh me, Oh my, I think that I might cry.
For everything you’ve said to me
Brings a tear right to my eye.
And it’s the nicest thing ever said to me,
Same to you dipstick!

robertburns2@mac.com
homepage.mac.com/robertburns2/…

[comments] => 3 [counter] => 148 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Robert_Edgar_Burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

MAKING FUN OF MYSELF

Contributed by Robert_Edgar_Burns on Sunday, 4th August 2002 @ 09:30:34 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

MAKING FUN OF MYSELF SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!
(OR, IT’S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT)

Oh Rob, Oh Rob
You big fat slob.
You are just as ugly
As the monster called The Blob!

Oh Rob, Oh Rob,
Your attempts at humor,
They always make us sick,
Just like we have a tumor.

Oh Rob, Oh Rob,
What are you looking at?
Why don’t you get a shave?
Cause your beard looks like a cat.

Oh Rob, Oh Rob,
Why don’t you slip away?
Or put on some deodorant,
So we can let you stay.

Oh Rob, Oh Rob,
We hope you will think hard,
And jump into the wood chipper,
So we can mulch our yard!

Oh me, Oh my, I think that I might cry.
For everything you’ve said to me
Brings a tear right to my eye.
And it’s the nicest thing ever said to me,
Same to you dipstick!

robertburns2@mac.com
homepage.mac.com/robertburns2/…

Copyright Â© Robert_Edgar_Burns ... [ 2002-08-04 21:30:34]
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Re: MAKING FUN OF MYSELF (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Sunday, 4th August 2002 @ 10:25:31 PM AEST
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Now darlin,
Jus can't imagene anyone
ever saying this 'bout u!!!!!!
Can't even b leave u said it 2
yourself!!!!!!
Have a great day!!!!
still your #1 fAN
WELCOME home!!!!!

Re: MAKING FUN OF MYSELF (User Rating: 1 )
by Chrissie on Sunday, 4th August 2002 @ 11:09:04 PM AEST
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Robert! No comment on this one as it's too sad and in the wrong category :( Now please, smile for me :)
Your friend Chrissie xx

Re: MAKING FUN OF MYSELF (User Rating: 1 )
by chatabox on Monday, 5th August 2002 @ 05:47:55 AM AEST
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tsk tsk...we will have none of that round here youngman......do 20 pressups and report back with another wonderful poem......or else.

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