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[title] => He is Religious
[time] => 2012-09-02 13:22:34
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[bodytext] => He is religious Lord - is so religious, His works and deeds egregiously prodigious, He mortifies the flesh, - fasts thrice a week, On Fridays he eats carrots mixed with leek. He sleeps upon a pricky heap of hay, To keep immodest fantasies at bay, He tithes, anise, dill cumin and mint, Thus is secure he hardly ever sinned. ---- He met the Lord once in the parking lot, And cried: "I have my prayer book forgot!" The Lord replied: "the heart thou hast forgot" Be off, you lout, get lost, I KNOW THEE NOT !. (C) Elizabeth Dandy [comments] => 1 [counter] => 261 [topic] => 56 [informant] => Elizabeth_Dandy [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => sarcasticpoetry )
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