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Array ( [sid] => 17321 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Sequel to The Stupid Knight [time] => 2003-05-09 23:05:00 [hometext] => Many of you will remember "The Stupid Knight" that I wrote almost a year ago. Well, now I'm engaged and happy, and so finally, after much ado, here's the sequel! [bodytext] => Most of you remember
My tale of foolish woe,
Upon which I had to go hiking,
To find my knight of gold.
I've finally returned from my trip,
And I have a thing or two to say
About bungling knights,
And their crazy foolish ways.
It's laughable really that we depend
On knights who have no sense of direction
To come sweep us off our feet
And carry us onward towards elation,
Because really, if you think about it,
How many times do knights stop
And ask for directions?
Or find their way once their lost?
Never! It's the truth,
But I regret to say,
That my sense of direction isn't much better,
But I did find him anyway.
Lost in the woods,
Wandering around,
Scratching his head,
Singing off-key and VERY loud.
Yet he was my knight
So I just had to rescue him!
I couldn't just leave him there
Singing to himself in all that gray dim!
So I swept him off his feet,
And put him on top of his own horse!
What can one expect from a bungling knight?
His princess rescued him, of course! [comments] => 7 [counter] => 241 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ginsdance [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Sequel to The Stupid Knight

Contributed by ginsdance on Friday, 9th May 2003 @ 11:05:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Most of you remember
My tale of foolish woe,
Upon which I had to go hiking,
To find my knight of gold.
I've finally returned from my trip,
And I have a thing or two to say
About bungling knights,
And their crazy foolish ways.
It's laughable really that we depend
On knights who have no sense of direction
To come sweep us off our feet
And carry us onward towards elation,
Because really, if you think about it,
How many times do knights stop
And ask for directions?
Or find their way once their lost?
Never! It's the truth,
But I regret to say,
That my sense of direction isn't much better,
But I did find him anyway.
Lost in the woods,
Wandering around,
Scratching his head,
Singing off-key and VERY loud.
Yet he was my knight
So I just had to rescue him!
I couldn't just leave him there
Singing to himself in all that gray dim!
So I swept him off his feet,
And put him on top of his own horse!
What can one expect from a bungling knight?
His princess rescued him, of course!




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Re: Sequel to The Stupid Knight (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Friday, 9th May 2003 @ 11:30:24 PM AEST
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i like this one as well as the first
good write
Shari


Re: Sequel to The Stupid Knight (User Rating: 1 )
by Good_King_Bragi on Saturday, 10th May 2003 @ 01:07:05 AM AEST
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LOL! yes, now I will go and read "the Stupid Knight", too! ginsdance, your skill at humorous poetry surpasses us all!


Re: Sequel to The Stupid Knight (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Saturday, 10th May 2003 @ 10:03:34 AM AEST
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dearest gin,
lol!! this is cute and just as sweet and as much fun as your first:) more please:)
hugs nessa


Re: Sequel to The Stupid Knight (User Rating: 1 )
by Daniela_Maria_Violin on Saturday, 10th May 2003 @ 02:31:44 PM AEST
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haha..love it... u go girl!!


Re: Sequel to The Stupid Knight (User Rating: 1 )
by Clarity on Saturday, 10th May 2003 @ 11:58:54 PM AEST
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hey!!!

this one was every bit as good as the first one!

oh and congratulations!

jen


Re: Sequel to The Stupid Knight (User Rating: 1 )
by DreamWeaver on Sunday, 11th May 2003 @ 03:58:37 AM AEST
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Good to see you back! Enjoyed this write of yours - hilarious and well written ... and Congratulations - am ever so happy you finally found The One - lucky duck .... Jan


Re: Sequel to The Stupid Knight (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 19th December 2003 @ 07:22:53 PM AEST
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well worth the wait! Im so glad to see you again Girl! and congratulations for finding him ;) hope he's worth every word in your poems! :) just to let you know, your stupid knight poem will always be one of my favorites :)
happy holidays,
Pretty-Please




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