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it just isn't right.
I know down here in the south,
parents have raised their children to be polite.

It makes me feel old,
and that just isn't me.
Save your Ma'ams for some other old person,
I am only 53. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 149 [topic] => 7 [informant] => cherish [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
It's the Wrong Address

Contributed by cherish on Tuesday, 15th May 2012 @ 01:18:45 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Don't call me Ma'am,
it just isn't right.
I know down here in the south,
parents have raised their children to be polite.

It makes me feel old,
and that just isn't me.
Save your Ma'ams for some other old person,
I am only 53.




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Re: It's the Wrong Address (User Rating: 1 )
by Poemkid on Tuesday, 15th May 2012 @ 01:28:46 PM AEST
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Loved it, put a smile on my face. We're only as old as we feel right?

-PK


Re: It's the Wrong Address (User Rating: 1 )
by eleven7 on Tuesday, 15th May 2012 @ 04:28:28 PM AEST
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This made me laugh, 50 is the new 40!


Re: It's the Wrong Address (User Rating: 1 )
by richard2 on Tuesday, 15th May 2012 @ 05:46:42 PM AEST
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Great fun
53 isn't old, wait till you are pushing 69
I am being called sir all the time and I
am about as far from sir as you can get.


Re: It's the Wrong Address (User Rating: 1 )
by thehotshotpoet on Wednesday, 16th May 2012 @ 07:39:46 AM AEST
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I am from the south & it truly is nothing but respectful & yes I raise my children to do just the same.thanks for sharing
the hot shot poet


Re: It's the Wrong Address (User Rating: 1 )
by girish on Wednesday, 16th May 2012 @ 10:32:42 AM AEST
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your age is 53 but you are 35 by your mind. appearance is what makes people call you the way you are called. change it and its in your hands.


Re: It's the Wrong Address (User Rating: 1 )
by Soccerflyer27 on Wednesday, 16th May 2012 @ 01:54:35 PM AEST
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Haha! This put a smile on my face! Unfortunately, I'm guilty of calling women "Ma'am", but when you're in a customer service business, it comes natural sometimes! Forgive us!




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