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(To the tune of: April Showers)

Though April showers may come your way,
I will not plagiarize any more today.
So if you’re looking for familiar,
Just open your mouth and say,
I will not steal from others, till May!

(To the tune: 3 Blind Mice)

April is nice. April is nice.
I had to say it twice. I had to say it twice.
If you sing along please please do it right.
Don’t sing out of tune any day or night.
If you do I will punch out your light.
April is nice. Now I’ve said it thrice.

(To The Tune: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)

Tinkle Tinkle Simpson’s Bart,
Please lift the seat wherever you are.
If you use a urinal this April dude,
Please stand closer than six foot two.
Tinkle Tinkle Simpson’s Bart.
You must sit down if you let a fart.

(To The Tune: Row Row Row Your Boat)

Blow blow blow your nose,
April allergies can be mean.
You better pay attention if
The mucus is red or green.
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APRIL TUNES

Contributed by robert_edgar_burns on Monday, 16th April 2012 @ 11:53:58 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

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(To the tune of: April Showers)

Though April showers may come your way,
I will not plagiarize any more today.
So if you’re looking for familiar,
Just open your mouth and say,
I will not steal from others, till May!

(To the tune: 3 Blind Mice)

April is nice. April is nice.
I had to say it twice. I had to say it twice.
If you sing along please please do it right.
Don’t sing out of tune any day or night.
If you do I will punch out your light.
April is nice. Now I’ve said it thrice.

(To The Tune: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)

Tinkle Tinkle Simpson’s Bart,
Please lift the seat wherever you are.
If you use a urinal this April dude,
Please stand closer than six foot two.
Tinkle Tinkle Simpson’s Bart.
You must sit down if you let a fart.

(To The Tune: Row Row Row Your Boat)

Blow blow blow your nose,
April allergies can be mean.
You better pay attention if
The mucus is red or green.

Copyright Â© robert_edgar_burns ... [ 2012-04-16 11:53:58]
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Re: APRIL TUNES (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Tuesday, 17th April 2012 @ 04:01:33 PM AEST
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LOL OMG now I have these songs stuck in my head. This is wonderful and very creative my friend.

Michelle

Re: APRIL TUNES (User Rating: 1 )
by thehotshotpoet on Thursday, 19th April 2012 @ 08:24:50 AM AEST
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very different & very cute thanks for sharing

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