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[bodytext] => I am wasted down to skin and bones But what keeps it all together? It’s one hundred pounds of extra fat, So I stay warm in all cool weather. I’m as young as I have ever been During this moment in space and time. But if I lived over in Australia, I’d be a day older and that’s not fine. I asked a beauty to prove she was a woman. And she started to lift her skirt. I said “no no no, won’t you open your mouth, And nag me till I leave for work?” I truly believe the verse above Won’t be laughed at by many gals. But I know I will get some chuckles At work when I tell my pals. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 212 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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