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[aid] => mick
[title] => SYMBOL
[time] => 2012-04-13 06:55:23
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[bodytext] => I have become the newest sex symbol For women who no longer care. Old men have asked me for my advice, And for this secret they want me to share. I take vitamin E for some stamina. My wife takes her daily iron pills. When I am ready for Amore, She's rusted and snoring now still. I could have been a matinee idol. But things have now gotten much worse. Today if I had a matinee, I'd be idle for months, what a curse. Each time I sneeze the garage door opens. Pacemakers can be tricky some say. The grocery store door simply closes, Each time I walk by on most days. Like two moths drawn to a cotton sock, My lady and I seem to be. I was a lusty larva to her cute cocoon. Then she simply burst out and flew free. I used to return soda bottles, To take out my gal on a date. But now plastic bottles we throw away, And prunes are entertaining If not late. I've been told I have the warmest heart You could too if drinking Sterno like me. Then blowing onto a charcoal grill, You'll only need matches, maybe three. I was never caught doing unseemly things. That is how I was raised and was taught. Of course I sewed many many wild oats. I only said that I was never caught. If you'd like to go skinny dipping with me, Please don't eat so you won't get the bends. I will offer you my eternal love dear. If it's no then let's just meet weekends. People have wondered if pulling a trigger hard Will make a bullet travel faster toward me. I know there are those who'd like to shoot me down. But we sex symbols are just meant to be. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 142 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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