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[aid] => mick
[title] => NONSENSE
[time] => 2012-03-27 07:46:58
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[bodytext] => Put a vacuum cleaner in my tub Just to watch the bubbles blow. A fire came just after that, My how those embers glow. I paid my taxes with a smile, But they insisted then on cash. So I went to look for Johnny, At Folsom where he was last. My wife heard a clinking in the dryer. While checking she let out a scream. I asked if my alligator was dry yet? That shotgun sure is mean. I bought an electric blanket, Hooking a toaster to it real tight. It popped my three girlfriends out of bed. My was that a sight. My wife never liked it when making love, If I would pick my nose. So I went ahead and picked hers too, And stuck it between her toes. I got back from vacation. My friends asked if I felt any change. I slapped my pockets to check them. Not a nickel, that question was strange. Non means no and sense means thought. Nonsense is just a term. These are the things I think about Which prove my mind has worms. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 64 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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