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[title] => THE DUDE
[time] => 2012-03-27 00:33:31
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[bodytext] => I went to get a patent On an invention I called the Dude. It was a nipple extender In a masculine bra so shrewd. It had a pair of cups attached And two straws for baby's mouth. This would allow for any dad To give momma a girls night out. A little girl with a lemonade stand Was set up beside my house. I asked to share her table To sell this man made blouse. The little girl said "that's o.k." So I set up with her right there, With a sign saying nipple extenders-lemonade And that sure got folks to stare. A couple of dancers from a Tampa club Came by and drank ten cups. One of them said “I have to pee So that should be enough.” A week went by still hard at work, Those two ladies returned to say, "Listen you two that that juice doesn't work, Return our money to us today!" I asked them what the problem was And they said it was their chest. I said here take these two contraptions, For you two boobs it will work best. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 58 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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