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Array ( [sid] => 17147 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Norm's Triple Limerick #1 [time] => 2003-05-06 23:05:00 [hometext] => It's interesting to see what you
can do in Limerick Land [bodytext] => I knew a thin girl from New York
who had the legs of a stork,
the stork didn't quiver
'til time to deliver
a knife and a spoon and a fork.

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I once knew a girl from Quebek
who played with a real crooked deck.
She'd palm a black ace
as she looked in your face
She was pretty..so, well, what the heck.

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I once knew a fellow from Kent
whose wife was, he felt, heaven-sent
so did
the butcher, the baker,
the candlestick maker
and any available gent. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 191 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Norm's Triple Limerick #1

Contributed by norm on Tuesday, 6th May 2003 @ 11:05:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

I knew a thin girl from New York
who had the legs of a stork,
the stork didn't quiver
'til time to deliver
a knife and a spoon and a fork.

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I once knew a girl from Quebek
who played with a real crooked deck.
She'd palm a black ace
as she looked in your face
She was pretty..so, well, what the heck.

--------------------------------------

I once knew a fellow from Kent
whose wife was, he felt, heaven-sent
so did
the butcher, the baker,
the candlestick maker
and any available gent.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-05-06 23:05:00]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Norm's Triple Limerick #1 (User Rating: 1 )
by Lia on Wednesday, 7th May 2003 @ 12:25:44 AM AEST
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LOL..love the third one!!

Re: Norm's Triple Limerick #1 (User Rating: 1 )
by TropicaDextrose on Thursday, 8th May 2003 @ 06:07:11 AM AEST
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the third, my dear
had me smiling, ear to ear
worthy, yes, i fear
of Mister Edward Lear

Re: Norm's Triple Limerick #1 (User Rating: 1 )
by norm on Thursday, 8th May 2003 @ 09:58:11 AM AEST
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I don't understand the first one, either.
Will try to improve in the future...

Re: Norm's Triple Limerick #1 (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Thursday, 8th May 2003 @ 11:02:29 PM AEST
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cute I enjoyed this
michelle

Re: Norm's Triple Limerick #1 (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Friday, 9th May 2003 @ 12:08:46 AM AEST
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Roflmao! Excellent Norm! hehe hugs Nessa

Re: Norm's Triple Limerick #1 (User Rating: 1 )
by Wrybod on Tuesday, 8th July 2003 @ 05:08:42 PM AEST
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I dunno where I am now so this is the NEXT one

Once again full marks for skill and origionality. Why couldn't I have thought of this one

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