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[title] => Grrr!
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[bodytext] => Grrr! You’re stupider than stupid You’re thicker than thick You could write all you have to offer on the edge of a penny What intelligence? You don’t have any Grrr! I’m angry, grrr! So mad Your elbow is brown and poop flavoured You are in the Guinness book of records for the lowest IQ Grrr! You’re a whanker, grrr! You’re an a-hole You are a tool of the lowest calibre You are a rusty nut You’re that loose screw we all know about You’re the plonker we all refer too Grrr! Bellendo, grrr! Doofus You’re a pain to be around I’d rather be trapped on the underground Keep away you thicko You’re making me mad, very mad, oh, watch me blow You are a pure scrote You shouldn’t have the right to vote If you where bread you’d be non sliced Yer, thickest of the thick Gimp of all gimps A-hole master of disaster, geek-lord supreme Bellendo immeasurable Grrr! I must relax, Grrr! Take a breath I’m so glad you are not my neighbour I’m so glad we aren’t related I’m so glad we live on opposite sides of the city You’re a dick By banjosandwitch14/03/12 [comments] => 0 [counter] => 93 [topic] => 6 [informant] => banjosandwitch [notes] => Approved [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => AngryPoetry )
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