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He looked pretty good you see
But not as cute as me.
Deep inside this one man’s heart
Was a yearning to be free.

I asked a friend who a woman was,
For I saw no ring on her finger.
My friend replied with squinted eyes,
“Why that’s just old Max Clinger.”

I said, “I wasn’t trying to be nosy!”
He said, “Max has enough for us all!”
“Compared to his, the Eiffel Tower,
Would have to appear quite small.”

“He is great at peeling our potatoes.
And he’s very good at the MASH!
Just taste his fried green tomatoes.
While Frank Burns is a horse’s ass.”

“Klinger knew a gal named Hot Lips.
But her words were always cold not hot.
She treated every one below her,
Just like all of them were globs OF snot!”

“ This is how the women’s movement
Thought it best if all wore pants.
But also it gave birth to Klinger,
Who liked to curtsey while he pranced.”
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AS CUTE AS ME?

Contributed by robert_edgar_burns on Tuesday, 13th March 2012 @ 03:23:04 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

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He looked pretty good you see
But not as cute as me.
Deep inside this one man’s heart
Was a yearning to be free.

I asked a friend who a woman was,
For I saw no ring on her finger.
My friend replied with squinted eyes,
“Why that’s just old Max Clinger.”

I said, “I wasn’t trying to be nosy!”
He said, “Max has enough for us all!”
“Compared to his, the Eiffel Tower,
Would have to appear quite small.”

“He is great at peeling our potatoes.
And he’s very good at the MASH!
Just taste his fried green tomatoes.
While Frank Burns is a horse’s ass.”

“Klinger knew a gal named Hot Lips.
But her words were always cold not hot.
She treated every one below her,
Just like all of them were globs OF snot!”

“ This is how the women’s movement
Thought it best if all wore pants.
But also it gave birth to Klinger,
Who liked to curtsey while he pranced.”

Copyright Â© robert_edgar_burns ... [ 2012-03-13 15:23:04]
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Re: AS CUTE AS ME? (User Rating: 1 )
by deusdeira on Wednesday, 14th March 2012 @ 06:51:48 AM AEST
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hahaha i love it when you post funny poems. Full of wit and humor :) I enjoyed reading this a lot!

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