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[bodytext] => Ornadine and Lester sitting in a tree. K- I- S- S- I- N- G. First came love and then came marriage. That brother and sister had monkeys they cherished. Billy Bob he played the Blob And chased us all around. With a jaw harp in his mouth He really looked the clown. Talking about menopause I’d really rather not. Why don’t they call it lady pause? That makes sense with some thought. If a king only bets fifty cents Playing poker with the guys. Then a subject bets fifty dollars Would you think that man is wise? These are the thoughts spinning in my head In just a milliseconds time. If it was Antidisestablishmentarianism I wouldn’t care if it didn’t rhyme. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 58 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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