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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => SLIDE WHISTLE ZOO
[time] => 2012-02-28 22:07:05
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[bodytext] => Everything is much more fun With a slide whistle by your side. Try it at a funeral home, And the corpse might even rise. I took a kazoo to the local zoo For the chimps to hear me play. They only mumbled “ooh ooh ooh,” As they scratched arm pits today. I played my drums at the lions cage, But it didn’t really seem to care, Until it charged full speed at me And it stiffened straight up my hair. I went over to the giraffes domain But it could not hear my sounds. Even though his ears were very large But they’re so high off the ground. So I packed up all my instruments Except for the slide whistle. I like watching things go up and down, As long as they’re not missiles. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 105 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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