Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com - Read, Rate, Comment on, or Submit Poetry. Browse Poetry Forums, or just enjoy other parts of our poetic community.
One of the largest databases of poetry on the net, now over 198,500+ poems!
Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com    Poems On Site: 198,500+   Comments On Poems: 427,000+   Forum Posts: 105,000+
Custom Search
  Welcome ! Home  ·  FAQ  ·  Topics  ·  Web Links  ·  Your Account  ·  Submit Poetry  ·  Top 30  ·  01-November 10:27:54 AEST  
  Menu
  Home
· Micks Shop
· Our eBay Store· Error Submit
 Poetry
· Submit Poetry
· Least Read Poems
· Topics
· Members Listing
· Poetry Archive
· Public Domain Poetry
 Stories
· Stories (NEW ! )
· Submit Story
· Story Topics
· Stories Archive
· Story Search
  Community
· Our Poetry Forums
· Our Arcade
100's of Games !

  Site Help
· FAQ
· Feedback

  Members Areas
· Your Account· Premium Sign-Up
  Premium Section
· Special Section
· Premium Poems
· Premium Submit
· Premium Search
· Premium Top
· Premium Archive
· Premium Topics
 Fun & Games

· Jokes
 Reference
· Content
 Search
· Search
· Web Links
· All Links
 Top
· Top 30
  Help This Site
 Others
· Recipes
· Moderators
Our Other Sites
· Embroidery Design Store
· Your Jokes
· Special Urls
· JM Embroideries
· Public Domain Poetry and Stories
· Diamond Dotz
· Cooking Info and Recipes
· Quoof - Australian Story

  Social

Interoffice Memorandum

Contributed by Elizabeth_Dandy on Sunday, 19th February 2012 @ 03:12:19 PM in AEST
Topic: didactic



How glad and very grateful we must be
The Lord cares not for high technology!
If you were out and down and you would hear:
“Your call is so important to us dear-
Should you be dialing from a rotary phone,
Then listen first to our signal tone-
You’ll hear a beep, and after it a string
Of harp, and then you’ll hear King David sing”

If you have any question or complaint
Press “Y” and then invoke your Patron Saint.
Complaints of graver kind we do assort
In order of precedence for the Lord.
“Thank you for calling our Father’s House!”-
The angels are now busy for they browse
And scan the prayers entered yesterday
While Michael, Prince, puts on his war array.
To fight the righteous fight against the foe,
His helmet gleaming bright upon his brow.

For angel Gabriel please do wait a while
Just hold the line he’s reading in a file.
And Raphael that gathers herbs that heal
Has been invited by the Common Weal..
He is so very busy over there
To tell them all about ObamaCare.
There is a meeting and a big debate,-
Your call is so important though, - please wait!
And angels bright and fair all bounce and leap
And somersault with pleasure at the beep.

For inquiries press “2” or “ABC”
(We monitor for poem quality!)
First hit the star key and then hit the #pound,
The menu will then yet again spin round.
For reservations press the star-- and enter “J O H N”!
His register can be depended on.
For any other spirit registrar
Hit first the pound and after wards the star.

The Lord, aggrieved says "How importunate,
instead of tweeting/texting LEARN A TRADE! ". .
The Lord is not high-tech, He oversees
All mankind’s prayers petitions, thanks and pleas.
Alleluia, how thankful we must be
The Lord cares not for high-technology!

(c) Elizabeth Dandy





Copyright © Elizabeth_Dandy ... [ 2012-02-19 15:12:19]
(Date/Time posted on site)





Advertisments:






Previous Posted Poem         | |         Next Posted Poem


 
Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more
All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title etc.
Re: Interoffice Memorandum (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 19th February 2012 @ 07:20:44 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
Excellent!! :)


Re: Interoffice Memorandum (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Monday, 20th February 2012 @ 02:24:44 AM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
Beautiful write, my friend.
Luv, huggs, blessings,
emy




While every care is taken to ensure the general sites content is family safe, our moderators cannot be in all places; all the time. Please report poetry and or comments that are in breach of our site rules HERE (Please include poem title or url). Parents also please ensure that you supervise your children well when they are on the internet; regardless of what a site says about being, or being considered, child-safe.

Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©

Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster

All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.

Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com