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[sid] => 170848
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => MR. ELMER FUDD, ESQUIWE
[time] => 2012-02-15 15:07:54
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => My name is Elmew Fudd. I wepwesent the Acme Cwopowation. Daffy Duck was the MC At the gwiwwed cheese owientation. Some people call me Egghead, And I won a spewwing bee. The gwand pwize is to kiww a wabbit On the beautifuw bwue gwass of Tennessee. Watch the woad fow wabbit. Be vewy vewy quiet. I hope to kill this wabbit, So I don稚 have to buy it! I知 a wed-hot spowtsman And I知 aftew some wild game. I知 not actwess Owivia de Haviwwand, Though we look a lot the same. What wight thwough yonduh window bweaks? I知 going to get you wabbit stew, Ow awe you a fwicasseeing wabbit Buggs, And a Looney Tunes from a zoo? Sylvestew and Tweety wawned me This wacky wabbit would get in my hawe. If I only had some, Fow my cwown is vewy bawe. I got him in my sights I puww the twiggew bwam. He disintegwated to my wight. It was a snow wabbit scam. Oh, you dubbah-cwossing wabbit! You tweachewous miscweant! I知 sowwy mistew wabbit, I willy have to go, You awe too much twouble, I値l eat chicken at the westuwant. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 61 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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