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[aid] => mick
[title] => WHO’S GONNA BRUSH MY TEETH?
[time] => 2012-02-09 12:32:14
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[bodytext] => Who’s gonna brush my teeth When I’m gone? Will they use a short stroke Or will it be long? Suppose they can find them Sitting in the jar, Over at the sink Not at the breakfast bar? If they go on vacation Will a sitter have to come? And maybe they’ll be careful When working on my gums? They won’t have to feed me. Won’t even need a treat. And choking is not a problem If you don’t ever have to eat. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! This very idea is one big giant flop. I haven’t even had a tooth for over 20 years. But thanks for thinking of me, That really was quite dear! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 52 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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